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Maureen (age 3):
Dad, did you know that penises and vaginas are the same thing? Penises and vaginas.
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Me:
Well they aren't the same thing, boys have one and girls have the other.
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Maureen:
That's right, I have a vagina and you have a penis. And your brothers have a penis. And your dad has a penis--a dead penis.